Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”
Looking for badasses? Here’s one. Mrs Holmes was a genius in her field, field that is usually considered to be very uncommon for women to be into. She freely gave up possibly a very promising career for her family while her husband never dared to question her choice because he is “a bit of a moron himself” but considers this free choice of raising her children instead of concentrating on her career something that makes her incredibly attractive. The man is in love with her brain as well as her heart. One of her sons is in charge of “the security of the free world”. She only raises and eyebrow when he talks back at her and makes both of her grown up sons turn into 5-year-olds when she catches them doing something forbidden.
there are some kind of runes on his chains - perhaps to ban his magic from his use
THIS!!!!!!!! THE HURT THE PAIN!;__; THE FEELS!
GAHH! DEM RUNES!
I looked up a Norse runic alphabet and did a quick interpretation. The top line says, “Who wields this hammer commands.” The first two words in the bottom line I cannot make out, but then it starts repeating the top line.
“Who wields this hammer commands.”
He who wields this hammer commands the lightning and the storm
so his handcuffs basically say thor’s bitch
this amuses me greatly.