scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

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philadelephant:

bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

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retoxic:

I wish someone would come up with a new swear word none of ours are offensive enough 

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3

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alegbra:

i-am-an-enigma:

*AGRESSIVELY AVOIDS DOING HOMEWORK*

maybe if you did your english homework you wouldn’t tag me in your posts by accident

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slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

image

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tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
mom: honey why do you stay up so late
me:
me:
me:
me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

image

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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"I think I’m called… Rose Tyler. No. Yes, no. Sorry, no no. In this form, I’m called… Bad Wolf. Are you afraid of the big bad wolf, Doctor?"

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